I’m all cozy in a cute matching sweatsuit with my hair in a ponytail, ready to hit the gym—but my pre-workout has me feeling those urgent "gotta-go" jitters. I chat for a bit, telling you how excited I am to finally take a dump off the little shower ledge since it’s been a while. I’ve been dealing with diarrhea, and I’m genuinely looking forward to a nice, solid, proper poop. But as soon as I strip down and place a small Tupperware under my ass—BOOM. I explode. What the hell?! I’ve been eating well and holding this in for over two days, and it still comes out as a liquid gush! It looks like paint! Once it starts, I can’t stop or control it, so I just have to let it pour out of my perched ass and hope it’s not making too big a mess. Wow. Later, I check it out and I’m stunned. Not only was half of it pure liquid, but the entire pile is this weird red, earthy clay color! I’ve never seen anything like it—and nothing I’ve eaten looks like this. I’m sticking to my usual diet, so I have no clue why it’s that color. I guess the diarrhea is just leftover from the runs I had earlier this week—my gut isn’t as healed as I thought! I wipe and show you the strange mess, then sit on the toilet with my ass still leaking to give close-up shots of this bizarre dump. There’s so much, and it’s so weird!!! I’ve never seen diarrhea that looks like a tube of "burnt sienna" paint, LOL. The color is important, so I’ll make sure to color-correct the video to match exactly what I saw. Maybe one of you can explain this bizarre sight!
