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A Close Call in a Public Restroom

A Close Call in a Public Restroom

I’ve just finished my shopping and I’m heading back to my car when a sudden craving for coffee hits me. But as anyone who knows me well can tell you, I’m lactose intolerant—it brings on unbearable cramping and sharp, stabbing pains. I step into a café and order a Moroccan coffee with milk, exchanging a few friendly words with the woman at the counter. Within minutes, the familiar, urgent knot twists in my stomach, and I bolt for the restroom. When I get there, I find the door broken and impossible to lock—and you know how much I despise using unfamiliar bathrooms, especially with two broken locks staring at me. I’m wearing contact lenses and leave the door ajar, but the agony in my gut is overwhelming. Desperate, I set my bag on the sink and rush toward the toilet, but I don’t make it in time. I use my hands to catch what I’ve lost inside my underwear and, in a moment of sheer panic, bring it straight to my mouth. Remember, the door is still wide open—anyone could walk in at any second. I chew quickly, nod at everyone on my way out of the café, and as I stroll down the street, I turn to show you what’s still inside my mouth. Wow.

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