Wanted to please him, but things got messy
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The Agony of Mommy's Dairy-Induced Struggle
It’s cutting season, and after sticking to a clean, healthy diet, I decided to treat myself to a cheat meal: ice cream. But oh, dairy—what a cruel trick it plays on my digestive system! This time, it left me painfully constipated, and the struggle was worse than ever. Massive hemorrhoids formed, and I swear they were on the brink of bursting from the sheer effort. Now, my poor body is left in agony, and here I am, presenting you with the rock-solid testament to my suffering. Worship it, for it is the fruit of my labor!
